Where do you come when you want fun, humorous entertainment? To Horselover1089’s site, of course! You may need some funny jokes to pass. But not knock-knock jokes. We dont like knock-knock jokes. Currently, there is a body-part war going on on the Body Part War page, people saying their blah moments on the BlAh page, people chatting on the Chat page, people requesting gymnastics/dance tutorials on the Gymnastics/dance tutorials page and people counting down to Halloween on the Halloween Lovers page! Theirs always something fun to do, and plus, its FREE! Unless you want to buy an army tank for the body part war. Their 5 bucks a pop.
SWEET!
Uh-huh! Me and David might go go-karting together next Saturday! Can I get a what-what?
AGGGGGGHHHH!
Shyanne SUCKS. In the lunch line, David wuz cracking jokes and of course i was laughing bcuz they are funny and then he just did a little chuckle and i said what and he said “i know you like me” and im like “what the heck no I dont!” and he said “Shyanne keeps saying you do!” and I said “will you excuse me for JUST a second?”, walked up to shyanne, slapped her in the head, said “YOU SUCK!” and walked back.
I dont think that will be happening anymore 
GA!
I stole Umphy’s word Anyway, Shyanne needs to learn how to shut her mouth. Today in science, I was putting my group’s terrarium on a shelf and David called me over. I walked over to him and he said “Okay, Shyanne is saying you like me.” and I said in my mind “Oh shit” *sorry for cussing*
He says it so nice and sweet like he likes me back 
I hate boys and all their indirect messages. Do you like me or don’t you? Just tell me so I can get over you!
My Non-Personal email address
I now have an email address that ANYONE can email me with. It’s backbendgurrl@yahoo.com! My last name is NOT White
If you actually know me, you will know who this is about and if you do know please do NOT comment saying who it is :)
“So go and tell your friends that I’m obsessive and crazy
That’s fine I’ll tell mine you’re gay
And by the way…
You’re a redneck heartbreak
Who’s really bad at lying
If you’re missing me,
You’d better keep it to yourself
Cause coming back around here
Would be bad for your health”
-Taylor Swift, Picture To Burn
“And I swear, your just like a pill
Instead of making me better
You just keep making me ill”
P!nk, Just Like A Pill
” I’m not here for your entertainment
You don’t really want to mess with me tonight
Just stop and take a second
I was fine before you walked into my life”
-P!nk, U+Ur Hand
“I’m in the business of misery,
Let’s take it from the top.
She’s got a body like an hourglass, it’s ticking like a clock”
-Paramore, Misery Business
“We were young & times were easy,
But I could see it’s not the same.
I’m standing here but you don’t see me,
I’d give it all for that to change”
-Miley Cyrus ft. Nick Jonas – Before the Storm
PS: I only put the lines that mean something
Everyone STOP!!!!!!!!!
EVERYONE STOP THE FIGHTING!!!!!!!!!!! YOU ARE ALL MAKING MY DAY HORRIBLE AND THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE THE BEST DAY OF THE YEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!
LANA, STOP FIGHTING WITH TEA!
TEA, STOP FIGHTING WITH LANA AND TELLING SAMMY TO BUTT OUT OF IT!
SAMMY, STOP BEING SO DRAMATIC!!!!!!!!!!
MICHF98, STOP TAKING SIDES AND ACTING LIKE YOUR THE BEST!!
LUNA IS THE ONLY ONE WHO ISN’T FIGHTING!
EVERYONE JUST STOP! THIS IS TERRIBLE. I AM ABOUT TO CRY ON THE DAY I HAVE WAITED 364 DAYS FOR! ITS HALLOWEEN PEOPLE! EVEN IF YOU DON’T LIKE IT, I DON’T GIVE A MONKEY’S UNCLE! JUST LET ME ENJOY MY FAVOURITE HOLIDAY! YOU KNOW, ONE OF THE THINGS ON MY NEW YEAR RESOLUTIONS WAS TO HAVE A PERFECT HALLOWEEN WITH NO ONE FIGHTING ON MY WEBSITE! THAT RESOLUTION GOES DOWN THE TUBES! I CANT BELIEVE YOU ALL. THIS IS SOMETHING THAT I WOULD EXPECT FROM KINDERGARTNERS! AND I KNOW HOW THEY ACT, TRUST ME! IF YOU ARE GOING TO FIGHT, THIS WEBSITE IS GETTING SHUT DOWN.
OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
TOMORROWS HALLOWEEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Here is my schedual:
10:00 – Wake Up
10:05 – Brush hair, shower, blow-dry hair, put on white T-shirt and any colour shorts
10:45 – Get on my Halloween dress and put on my hat*i have to wear clothes underneath it, the dress is too itchy 
*
10:55 – Put on my makeup and do my hair
11:30*yes it takes me THAT long, I am going as a 60’s girl so I need HEAVY makeup and have to straighten my hair* – Get my trick-or-treat bags*i have 2 because last year I had to stop collecting because my bag was too full. my dad is taking the little red wagon no lie* and check the weather. If it is raining, alert Dad that he will need to take an umbrella with us.
11:45 – Put trick-or-treater’s candy inside a bowl and place bowl by the front door.
11:55 – Eat Breakfast
12:15 – Make Halloween video
12:25 – Carve pumpkin
1:00 – Show off pumpkin to brothers
1:10 – Map out my trick-or-treating route
2:00*we have a big neighborhood* – Get online and play Cubefield an addicting Facebook game
2:30 – Play with Legos
2:45 – Work on a play I am writing
3:30 – Mooch from the trick-or-treater’s candy bowl I set out
3:35 – Eat the candy while playing either Operation or Lava*a game I made up, you draw streams of lava of lava and use a penny to try and make your way across. Tip – build a metal boat made out of 2,000 ton steel to get through the tough parts. *
4:15 – Make a fake crystal ball and tell my brothers fortune
4:30 – Get my dad
4:50 – GET GOING!
The trick-or-treating hours in my county are from 5-7
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OMFG TODAY WE GOT A LOOK AT OUR REPORT CARDS BECAUSE PARENT TEACHER CONFERENCES ARE TOMORROW AND OMFG GUESS WHAT??????????
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*sigh*
You know how I said I hated Edward? That big fight we all had with the Edward fangirls? Well I am now TEAM EDWARD WOOHOO GO EDWARD!
